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First From My side

#Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!

Another one...

# Q. What's orange & sounds like a Parrot ???
Answer : Carrot......



Now it's ur Turn to tell us a Jokes.

Now is my turn.

Love is life
life is wife
wife is knife

and knife is dangerous.

it's Awesome....

Thanks.
what means A.D.I.D.A.S?
All
Day
I
Dream
About
Sex

I didn't know the full form of ADIDAS .. But Today I know it
Thanks for the informations

Your welcome.

Hahahaha!
U all so funny! But enough with jokes on women! & take some about Men...

Men Are Like...

... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

... Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

... Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

... Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

I don't think so! What you want to say? The men aren't emotions? Hahahahaha:-):-):-):-)

Hahahaha! Both of us deserves to laugh at !

ohh man don't start meow & Bow fight....... just laugh

another one!

Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.

3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.

4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.

5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.

Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.

So Windows is not a virus.

It's a bug.

Another great one...

Yes. Is great.

Wow great

my joke
did anyone got it

here is the joke


"Hey lets talk." "About what?" "Umm..lets talk about nuclear power." "Ok, but first temme, a horse, a cow and a dear all eat the same stuff-grass. Yet a dear excretes like pallets, while cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Hmmm, i have no idea." "And you... wanted to discuss nuclear power when you dont know shit!" ;)

Hahahaha! This is hillary.

I don't understand .. My english is soooo poooor :p

haha dani